5 Comics
by Christian Snyder

"Sorry... under the regulations of the new Crime Bill, I can't grant you any wishes."

"I was a labratory rat Pal.  People wrote reports on what I was doing - it wasn't the other way around..."

"In the old days before prison overcrowding, you did your time right there on Earth, and sentences were given in years - not laps around the Solar System!"

"I was defending myself when I shot the guy - and I was defending myself when I went to trial for it."

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