THE UNIVERSE ACCORDING
TO BILLY BUBBLEGUM
Snacks
Is it a roach wing or a peanut skin?
It is brown, nearly transparent, and thin.
It was deep in my commissary sack.
Therefore it could be an insect or a snack.
Once in my cell I found something green
Thinking it might be a jellybean,
I ate it and it tasted bitter.
It was some sort of crawling critter.
Sometimes you have a hard decision
One never faced outside of prison.
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E-Coli Woe to the cautious microbiologist, Jim Who checked under an electron microscope everything cooked for him He saw E-Coli and Salmonella And lots of other stuff that could kill a fella. Is it any wonder he's so thin, Seeing tiny worms and bacteria in his soup like kids out for a summer swim. |
Jo's And Beau's
Delaware's a small little tiny state
If you're running behind, you won't be very late
Even if you have to drive a distance to pick up your date
Notice the following didn't cause the Jo a long wait
The Beau live on the west side of Dover
Jo called from Wilmington and said coyly "come on over"
Beau left at 8:30 in his Toyota Land Rover
And arrived at 9:00, not bad for a lollygagging lover.
This story has an important nexus
Had it take place in big old huge Texas
Jo woulda played cards and ware out 6 decks
Waiting in Dallas for her Beau who lived in Nahadoches.
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Jumbered
A lady in Fort Stockton Hit her man, cold cocked'im When he woke up he mumbled Did you get the license numbled? (You see - his mind was jumbled) |
